I Have No Will (No, Really, I'm So Weak-Willed It Doesn't Deserve To Be Acknowledged)

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 So... I signed up for the gabriel_bigbang. First ever Big Bang, first ever long fic with a deadline. Excuse me while I go and panic just a little bit. :P At least I know what I'm going to write, I just have to write it.